Showing posts with label tutorial. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tutorial. Show all posts
Saturday, March 2, 2013
reasons why I should have bought the 64GB phone in the first place
So this morning, after my friend Nicole gave me the idea of doing a Neapolitan ice cream themed eye, I did it and filmed a tutorial and because I am a dumbass, deleted the video thinking, oh, it is in iMovie after iMovie told me that there wasn't enough space for the video. THIS IS WHY I NEED the 64GB PHONE. I didn't know when I bought the damn thing that I would be using it to make makeup videos or I MAY HAVE THOUGHT THAT THROUGH A LITTLE MORE. So, that video was a disaster anyway, so I did a quick mock up of how I did the look and my eyeliner is crooked and I am obviously irritated and my accent is awful but WHO CARES because I look good.
Friday, March 1, 2013
Mint chocolate chip ice cream? Yes please.
I was up at 2 am, eating my feelings in a bowl of mint cookie crumble ice cream and was inspired.
I announced that I would have one up before I realized how tired I was, so it isn't my best work, but I think I did a better job at explaining what I was doing while I was doing it. I hope you guys like it!
Stay beautiful, party people.
I announced that I would have one up before I realized how tired I was, so it isn't my best work, but I think I did a better job at explaining what I was doing while I was doing it. I hope you guys like it!
Saturday, March 17, 2012
In which our heroine goes to MAC and goes green
The last time I came in direct contact with a MAC counter was in a Neiman Marcus in southern Florida that smelled like CA$H MONEY without Lil Wayne and tear drop tattoos.
HOWEVER. I decided this morning that I needed (no, not wanted; needed-like-I-need-oxygen-NEEDED) a white matte eyeshadow. Actually, I decided this a few days ago, but Sugar Pill was out of stock on their website and I had some meltdown about the possibility of having to go to a cosmetics counter and most if was of the WHAT IF THEY JUDGE MY MAKEUP!? variety . So the meltdown part was already out of my system, WHY NOT.
They did not judge my makeup. They put my eyeshadow in this:
That's an 8x11 sheet of paper next to it (and a nail file...yeah, I got nothin') and my little eyeshadow on top.
Clearly, MAC hasn't concerned itself with environmental conservation, so to make up for the damage I've done to the environment in the 10 seconds it took for me to make the purchase, I did this:
Keeping it as concise as possible because READING IS HARD:
1. Conceal and prime your lids
2. NYX Milk Pencil from lash to brow.
3. Build MAC Gesso shadow (which I will pretend means "matte white" somewhere in the world) over lid until it is opaque. This is applied with a damp brush.
4. Cut crease with Urban Decay Bender (forest green) applied wet. Blend upward.
5. Urban Decay Midnight Cowgirl (pale champagne with glitter) applied dry on brow bone. Blend downward into green.
6. Using a damp brush, apply Urban Decay Skimp (another white, but with more shimmer) along arch of brow for a highlight.
7. Urban Decay El Dorado (yellow-gold) applied dry over the white of MAC Gesso on lid and blended lightly into crease. I lined under the lower lash using a wet brush.
8. Using Smashbox Jet Set Waterproof Eye Liner in Midnight Black and an angled eyeliner brush, I lined along the top lash for a bold line, then a softer line underneath, and joined them together at the outer corner. I brushed El Dorado over liner lightly to soften the look.
9. Benefit They're Real! mascara in black on bottom and top lashes.
10. Because I am a bad ass, I filled my brows. I use Urban Decay Brow Box in Honey Pot.
And voila:
I have been an Urban Decay shadow loyalist for years (though I do find the purple packaging garish, that is neither here nor there and has nothing to do with the product) and resisted MAC for a long time because the idea of the MAC counter almost terrified me. Irrational, unjustified anxiety? Sure, just like EVERY OTHER ANXIETY IN MY LIFE. Using their shadow for the first time, though, I know I have developed another product to covet. It is highly pigmented and you can build the color up without too much frustration which are two of the biggest things I look for in eyeshadow.
Despite the green, we all know this did nothing to make up for MAC's disregard of the environmental conservation movement, and no matter how hard I try, I don't think Urban Decay's production of vegan shadows really absolves me of all responsibility.
I would be willing to live in a tree and see if I could repair the hole in the ozone myself if I had enough MAC shadow in Gesso. I'd love to tell you that has anything to do with socio-environmental responsibility and BEING THE CHANGE but really, I just want free makeup. Urban Decay, Too Faced, MAC, I HOPE YOU ARE LISTENING:
HOWEVER. I decided this morning that I needed (no, not wanted; needed-like-I-need-oxygen-NEEDED) a white matte eyeshadow. Actually, I decided this a few days ago, but Sugar Pill was out of stock on their website and I had some meltdown about the possibility of having to go to a cosmetics counter and most if was of the WHAT IF THEY JUDGE MY MAKEUP!? variety . So the meltdown part was already out of my system, WHY NOT.
They did not judge my makeup. They put my eyeshadow in this:
Clearly, MAC hasn't concerned itself with environmental conservation, so to make up for the damage I've done to the environment in the 10 seconds it took for me to make the purchase, I did this:
1. Conceal and prime your lids
2. NYX Milk Pencil from lash to brow.
3. Build MAC Gesso shadow (which I will pretend means "matte white" somewhere in the world) over lid until it is opaque. This is applied with a damp brush.
4. Cut crease with Urban Decay Bender (forest green) applied wet. Blend upward.
5. Urban Decay Midnight Cowgirl (pale champagne with glitter) applied dry on brow bone. Blend downward into green.
6. Using a damp brush, apply Urban Decay Skimp (another white, but with more shimmer) along arch of brow for a highlight.
7. Urban Decay El Dorado (yellow-gold) applied dry over the white of MAC Gesso on lid and blended lightly into crease. I lined under the lower lash using a wet brush.
8. Using Smashbox Jet Set Waterproof Eye Liner in Midnight Black and an angled eyeliner brush, I lined along the top lash for a bold line, then a softer line underneath, and joined them together at the outer corner. I brushed El Dorado over liner lightly to soften the look.
9. Benefit They're Real! mascara in black on bottom and top lashes.
10. Because I am a bad ass, I filled my brows. I use Urban Decay Brow Box in Honey Pot.
And voila:
I have been an Urban Decay shadow loyalist for years (though I do find the purple packaging garish, that is neither here nor there and has nothing to do with the product) and resisted MAC for a long time because the idea of the MAC counter almost terrified me. Irrational, unjustified anxiety? Sure, just like EVERY OTHER ANXIETY IN MY LIFE. Using their shadow for the first time, though, I know I have developed another product to covet. It is highly pigmented and you can build the color up without too much frustration which are two of the biggest things I look for in eyeshadow.
Despite the green, we all know this did nothing to make up for MAC's disregard of the environmental conservation movement, and no matter how hard I try, I don't think Urban Decay's production of vegan shadows really absolves me of all responsibility.
I would be willing to live in a tree and see if I could repair the hole in the ozone myself if I had enough MAC shadow in Gesso. I'd love to tell you that has anything to do with socio-environmental responsibility and BEING THE CHANGE but really, I just want free makeup. Urban Decay, Too Faced, MAC, I HOPE YOU ARE LISTENING:
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